Funny cow puns which will make you moo all day long

Many people are not aware of the meaning of ‘puns’. By definition from Wikipedia, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that exploits multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect. There are many examples of funny puns; some are as listed below:

A vulture boards a plane, carrying two dead possums. The attendant looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carry on allowed per passenger.”

Santa’s helpers are known as subordinate Clauses.

She had a photographic memory but never developed it.

The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.

I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.

The grammarian was very logical. He had a lot of comma sense.

A chicken farmer’s favorite car is a coupe.

I’ve been to the dentist many times so I know the drill. 

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Compilation of the most funny cow puns from the internet

Now that you know the meaning of puns, we have compiled a long list of funny cow puns for you. You might ask yourself, why am I talking about cows? Well, the reason is that I came across these cow puns which I found really funny. And I wanted to share it with you, that is why I decided to write this post on funny cow puns.

Normally puns are very funny and interpreted in a text/sentence. But if you attached this pun with an image, it has got a much greater effect in comparison. So please enjoy these funny cow puns and share if you like them.

funny cow puns

Amoosing cow

The Hipster Cows

The Hipster Cows

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Best cowmooflage

Best cowmooflage

How do you count cows?

How do you count cows?

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

How dairy?

How dairy?

Steaks have been raised.

Steaks have been raised.

Do you want to go to the mooovies?

Do you want to go to the mooovies?

I got the moos like Jagger

I got the moos like Jagger

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